gigialmostamerican:

Today Gigi went to space. Gigi told friend about this. Friend said, Gigi, what kind shit you are smokeing. Gigi tell him Chimneys and matches after gigi make shookus.

Sin Celery,

Gigi

collegehumor:

Bruce Willis Air Shaft

Die Hard with a Reference.

(Source: College Humor)

gigialmostamerican:

Funny thing happens to day. So Gigi walks intu little tiny place for eating cluck cluck and in the stead of eats in peace and quiets Gigi get ring ring, make answer and see man get mad at woman on other side of ring machine while Gigi all wants do is eat cluck cluck. You got all dat? Good. Love, Gigi

gigialmostamerican:

Gig met the most gutiful girls today at book house. Gigi felt crick in neck and Gigi heart attack him inside. Gigi also felt shickuys in his pants. Gigi feel al sorts of starnge like he want girl to like him but also want to make sick sick from his mouth because he is so berbous.  Gigi never fell these fellings befores but Gigi has never seen a girls as beautifuls and hairy in nice way as DIDI. Gigi thinks he might be in loves. Okay. Gigi needs to find bathroom now to make sick sick from his mouth and his toushy.

All bests,

Gigi

gigialmostamerican:

His there,
 
Gigi heere to mish you a cappy kriscuks unless your jewey and then I mish you a happy hahnaunakaka unless you black mans from African place and I mish you Kwanza times. So, Gigi is very sychted about tristmus because Gigi is imvited by frend on the street for a spetial soup eating time in a kitchen. A parently, dis kitchen where they serving soup is limit to certain tipes of peoples and Gigi thrilled to be cincluded. Best part is, food is frees!!!! I know, bright?! All the chefs volunteers to make da delisious soups for Gigi and his friends. I cant believes I has been invitededes to such an exclusives dinner. Gigi is luckiest mans alives.
 
Sin Celery,
Gigi

gracehelbig:

mydamnchannel:

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